NOT BLACK FRIDAY SALE; ENDS THANKSGIVING

You know what's scarier than Halloween? 7% interest rates and the phrase "brace for recession"... In a month, every major company and corporation is going to be flooding your e-mails with BLACK FRIDAY SALES... CYBER MONDAY... TEN PERCENT OFF TUESDAY.. etc... so forth. 

You win, the company wins more, and everybody's pinching pennies come January 2.

Well, we need to clear out some space in the warehouse for new goods, too.

Instead of a one day crazy Black Friday sale, we're just putting everything that would be on sale, hung like a carrot on a string for one day only, on sale starting today for a month. So if you're one of those folks who uses Black Friday as a way to snag Christmas gifts on the low, you've got a month.

As they would say in the 90s... "while supplies last!"